My Boyfriend is a Vampire
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Broadcast Date  21 October 1995
Season  3
Broadcast Order  6th
Episode Number  55
Production Number  306
Writer  Phil Bedard &
Larry Lalonde
Director  Clay Borris
Previous Story: Blind Faith

Next Story: Hearts of Darkness

They'll put me in this tight spandex dress cut up to here and the neckline somewhere down around my waist. Four inch spikes. Leather. Babe cop. What are you looking at?
— Tracy, My Boyfriend is a Vampire


After a guest on The Jerry Show claims that her boyfriend is a vampire, she is found dead. Was her claim true? Has her vampire boyfriend killed her to keep her quiet? Once the victim's background has been investigated, Tracy is assigned to appear as a guest on the show in the hope of drawing out the killer.

Guest CastEdit

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Detailed Story RecapEdit

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Maggie Dwyer on The Jerry Show

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Nick and Vachon both want to protect Tracy from the rogue vampire

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Tracy tells Nuberg what his wife has in store for him: "Snip, snip!"

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Tracy tells Vachon she's going have to dress up for her interview on The Jerry Show

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Tracy as "babe cop"

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Nick and Vachon with LaCroix at the Raven

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Charly Hawkes holds Tracy at gunpoint on the set of The Jerry Show

Vampire LoreEdit

Fan FictionEdit


  • NICK:   So, now you're Tracy's snitch.
    VACHON:   She told you?
    NICK:   She didn't have to. Did you get a good look at the attacker?
    VACHON:   No. And with the camera on me, I couldn't do more than was humanly possible, if you catch my drift.

  • VACHON:   I love women.

  • TRACY:   Hey, Vinnie. What's going on?
    VACHON:   Looks like the deal went south. The fat man had his guys ice Thursby and then he took off with the bird.
    JERRY:   Great! This sounds so street!
    CHARLIE:   I don't know. To me, it sounds familiar.

  • VACHON: Things were so much simpler in the old days.
    LaCROIX:   They need be no more complicated today, as long as we are true to our nature. Operate discreetly.

Nightcrawler MonologueEdit

Love. How it toys with us, makes utter fools of us, flogs, whips, and spanks us. Listen to the voices of the unloved as they surge and retreat in the night. Whispered in empty rooms and lonely beds, the hunger of love unattained, rushing through our fingers, unstoppable, fleeting, gone. And yet, when we touch this love it burns us with its bright flame, it punishes and consumes. And yet we must have it. It rules us: uses, abuses, misuses. And yet, why do we always crawl back for more?


Behind the Scenes Edit

The German title for this episode is "Talkshow des Todes" ("Talk Show of Death").


  • The Jerry Show is a possible homage to The Jerry Springer Show which probably hit its peak around that time and had several controversial episodes about who was whose lover.


Canadian ContentEdit


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