Nunkies Scouts
Focus badges
Type of Faction subfaction of the Nunkies Anonymous
Status inactive/defunct
Websites Nunkies Scouts
Faction banner.
Faction insignia.
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Faction icon, created by Greer Watson in 2012.

For a list of members of this faction, please see Category:Nunkies Scouts.

Nunkies Scouts are members of the Nunkies Anonymous faction who earn themselves badges by completing virtual tasks. One officially becomes a Nunkies Scout once the first badge is earned.

In most instances, the badges are earned virtually by creating posts that satisfy the requirements. For this reason, the first prerequisite to becoming a Nunkie Scout is subscribing to the Nunkies Anonymous list, since that is where scouts must post the requirements for each new Nunkies Scout badge.

The Nunkies Scout Code[edit | edit source]

Optimize the Nunkiness.

The Nunkies Scout Promise[edit | edit source]

On My Honor, I Will Try:
To Do My Best To Help
Other Nunkies Addicts,
And To Drool Onto Others
As They Would Drool Onto Me.

The Nunkies Scout Laws[edit | edit source]

This is as close as the scouts voluntarily get to any code of law:

1) A Nunkies Scout's honor is not to be trusted, unless you have blackmail material.

2) A Nunkies Scout is loyal to LaCroix, unless someone has blackmail material.

3) A Nunkies Scout will do anything, absolutely anything, for a stinking badge.

4) A Nunkies Scout is a friend to every other Nunkies Scout, so as to gather blackmail material.

5) A Nunkies Scout is naughty in thought, word and deed.

6) A Nunkies Scout does not validate parking.

7) A Nunkies Scout obeys orders, unless insubordination involves minimal consequences and maximum gain.

8) A Nunkies Scout is kind to all species, even pigeons.

9) A Nunkies Scout will not eat Green Eggs & Ham! They will not eat them, Sam I Am!

10) A Nunkies Scout always has an excuse.[1]

Badges[edit | edit source]

The Nunkies Scout uniform.

The badges earned by a Nunkies Scout are worn on her uniform.

  • Addict Fitness
  • Addict Safety
  • Alien Abduction
  • Anti-Nunklear Device Safety
  • Ballooning Fun
  • Beer Bottle Wielding
  • Bondage
  • Camel
  • Cayman Islands
  • Charioteer
  • Cheesy Rationalization
  • Cookie
  • Cruel and Unusual Taunting
  • Dragon Appreciation
  • Drool
  • Duct Tape
  • Evil Dead
  • Fanfic Fairy
  • Fantasy
  • Filking
  • French
  • Glazed and Smouldering Looks
  • Grout Duty
  • Hellish Alchemy
  • High Speed Chase
  • Ink/can Lore
  • Kidnapping
  • Latin
  • Legionnaire
  • Lurker
  • The MacBadge
  • Marmite
  • Math Fun
  • Mountie Love
  • Music Appreciation
  • Naughty
  • Netiquette
  • Nonsensible Shoes
  • Nunklear Physics
  • Nunku
  • Perky
  • Permanent Record
  • Pinata
  • Poker Queen
  • Pool Shark
  • Ratpacker Oppresshun
  • Roman Candle
  • Running Joke
  • Screedspeak
  • Shiney Pretty
  • Shopping
  • Shrinekeeping
  • Slacker
  • Sneaky
  • Spanish
  • Stalking
  • Strawberry
  • That Other Guy
  • Toga
  • Torment Louis
  • Tree
  • Velociraptor Awareness
  • Volcano
  • Volkswagen
  • War
  • Water Fun

Faction Websites[edit | edit source]

FK Wars[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Taken from the faction website.
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