Perfect Specimens
Author celli
Date 23 August 2015
Where posted FK Fic Fest
Rating/Warning PG
Genres Ficathons, crossover, crackfic
Format short story
Archive Location

Story RecapEdit

Crossover with Pride and Prejudice, Stargate Atlantis, Sherlock (TV series), and Smallville. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a vampire in possession of a good variety must be in want of a perfect specimen.


Written for FK Fic Fest 2015 (released 31 August). The recipient was LastScorpion, and the beta-reader was shihadchick. Word count: 1130 words.

Written to the prompt: "Crossover. Lacroix. "It's not what you think."


“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” LaCroix murmured.

Caroline Bingley raised one graceful eyebrow at him.

“That a vampire in possession of a good variety must be in want of a perfect specimen.”

Caroline favored him with a rare half-smile and turned her attention back to the assembly. “I would never complain about dear Fitzwilliam, but a girl likes fresh blood on occasion.”


  • "OMG! This is awesome! Yay!Crackfic!Crossovers!" — comment by LastScorpion on AO3
  • "I am pretty seriously at a loss for words. It's more: stare slack-jawed at the wildly incongruous and yet astonishingly appropriate impossible things before breakfast no! my eyes! hush until the commercials please." — excerpted from comment by brightknightie on AO3

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